Bush Proposes Economic Stimulus Package
Money will help people pay for car they're living in.
Environmentally Concerned Americans
Buying More Hybrid Cars
Shown: Toyota Prius factory in Ohio.
Poll: Children Fear, Hate Clowns
Poll of clowns finds feeling mutual.
BUSH OBSERVES LOCAL CUSTOMS IN SAUDI ARABIA
Shown (left to right): holding hands; exchanging kisses; beheading
China Experiencing Name
Shortage; 93 Million Named
Wang, 92 Million Li
150 million nicknamed Lefty.
Phony Phone Call Starts Nuclear War
Prankster pretending to be Pakistani Minister of Defense sets
off nuclear exchange with India; 50-70 million dead.
Exercise, Moderate Drinking Considered Healthy
Make jogging to nearest bar part of your daily regimen.